And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Randomize