its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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