Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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