You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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