Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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