do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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