What a fucking waste of an outfit
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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