i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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