eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
How naked do you want me to be?
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