a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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