was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I am naked and annoyed.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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