Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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