Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Randomize
