a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I cut my penus on the lid.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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