oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
