I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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