White coat. Heels.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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