Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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