I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Little spoons don't ask big questions
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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