come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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