Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
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