I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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