Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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