but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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