the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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