I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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