I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Randomize