I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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