You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
