At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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