Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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