I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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