Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Is it penis luge time yet?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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