Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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