Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
You dont lie about slip and slides
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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