Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
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