Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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