so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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