After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
True but thats because hes a fetus.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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