I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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