at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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