He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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