i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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