so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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