Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize