At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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