Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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