Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
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