Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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