oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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